Ipswich Real Estate
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12 MERRELL STREET, East Ipswich

$139,000
  • Property type: Land
  • Land size: 2023 sq metres
  • Listing type: For Sale

Huuuuuuggggge potential. You'll come up TRUMPS!

*THIS LAND DID FLOOD IN 2011. CANNOT BUILD A SLAB HOUSE ON THIS LAND*

A lot of people have been asking me*, many many people, friends, I have many friends*, many many and they have asked me. In fact someone stopped me on the street just the other day and asked, when are you going to list that huge, massive block of land in East Ipswich?* And speaking of land, I own heaps of land. Everywhere, all over the world, golf courses, I own golf courses as well. A lot of people are saying I’m a good golfer.* I don’t know, I could be, I guess I am, in fact I think I’m the best golfer in the world*, but who am I to say, I’m just saying what many many people are saying.* Where was I? Oh that’s right, the block of land in East Ipswich.

Everyone is talking about it. 2023m2 is huge. It’s about half the size of my bathroom in my New York apartment by the way*, but still, it’s pretty big for a block of land. In fact I’d go as far to say it is the biggest block of land available in Australia*. Ok maybe just Queensland*..... alright alright, it is definitely the biggest vacant block in Merrell Street. Fact! So big I could land Airforce 1 on it*. Ok maybe not Airforce 1, maybe Airforce .05. This block will be hugely popular with developers. Hugely hugely. There will be more buyers lining up to purchase this block, than were at my inauguration ceremony which the non fake media report as being in the millions and millions*. This block is Walking distance to 2 train stations, schools and shops.

A lot of people ask me, “did this block flood?”, well yes some of it but not all of it. Witnesses tell me the top of the block at street level didn’t. But you will need to build something not on a slab, apart from that it has massive potential. Huge potential, lots of potential.

If you would like to see this block for yourself, contact the best agent in the world*, Jason for a tour. He looks after my many many properties around the globe. I’m doing very well with my many properties. I have properties in Ireland in the UK. Everywhere. I’m very rich.

* statements may or may not be true.

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